# [Hook Headlines] yellow_background
# Toggle: # Tiger Woods Rolls His SUV on a Residential Street — Blows Triple Zero, Still Gets Arrested # The Greatest Golfer Alive Crawls Out of a Wrecked Land Rover on Prescription Drugs — Again # 13 Days Before the Masters, Tiger Woods Sits in a Florida Jail for 8 Hours
# [Hook & Introduction] yellow_background
# Fellas — welcome to Mornings in the Lab.
# It is Monday, March 30th.
# Two days ago, Tiger Woods — the greatest golfer who ever lived — was a